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Miss Em. Nerd. Thirtysomething. RN. Music lover Cat owner. Violist. Wannabe DIY guru. Knitter. Crocheter. Tea over coffee. Yarn lover. Watcher of bad horror movies. Holder of useless trivia. Book lover. Vegan-ish. Liberal. Currently in love with politics, cookbooks, Doctor Who, my iPad, and Zayn Malik. Here are 100 facts about me.

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composers: a summary

  • bach: I FKN HATE PARALLEL FIFTHS
  • vivaldi: 3 billion concertos hhaha
  • cpe bach: who am i
  • mozart: sunshine and smiles
  • haydn: i basically invented every single genre lol
  • beethoven: ANGST ANGST ANGST and triplets and going deaf
  • chopin: my soUL
  • paganini: hahhaha noobs
  • liszt: AHAHAHHAHA noobs
  • alkan: fck ur fingers lol
  • brahms: cLARA
  • schubert: im a mushroom
  • wagner: have a twenty year long opera lol and leitmotifs
  • tchaikovsky: boom boom cannons
  • rachmaninoff: HANDS
  • debussy: sevenths and modes and whole tones awww yiss
  • ravel: bitch please ninths elevenths quadrillionths
  • holst: who needs stringed instruments ha anD I HATE THE PLANETS
  • prokofiev: lol get out of my way conventional tonality i will modulate in one measure to f double fuckflat minor and stay there for a page
  • shostakovich: anGST ANGST ANGST FUCK YOU STALIN
  • cage:
  • reich: rrrrererreeepepeepeppppeeeaaaeaeaeaeeaaaatattatttt
  • stravinsky: da da da da da DA da da
  • schoenberg: (/79jjsOO##jksi&@'
  • satie: im funny

The violin section is divided in to the First Violins, who have the trickier parts to play, and the Second Violins, who are more fun at parties

Lemony Snicket

from “The Composer is Dead”

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mellophonemafia:

If you think that being a music major is like being in a cult, then you are 100% correct have you heard about our lord and savior Johann Sebastian Bach

IV - I

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  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*

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mtvstyle:

want this moment burned on my eyelids

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

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#i feel like tilda is everyone’s earth mother #someone approaches her and she’s all did you try that stress relieving oatmeal and eucalyptus body scrub i was talking about #you had to mix it in a clay pot remember #good that’s good i thought your aura seemed lighter #even people she doesn’t know she’s like i’m sensing unwellness what can i do tell me what i can do

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allyaisthebae:

posey is out here fresh faced and energetic in a just short enough shirt while o’brien looks like he rolled out of bed three days ago and hasn’t bothered to shower since

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thegeekcooks:

This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

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icuisafourletterword:

Truth! Haha

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