May 2013
23 posts
In the past two months I have:
Moved back to Pittsburgh and in with my parents.
Got a new job in a new operating room.
Bought a house.
inothernews:
Also, I wonder whatever happened to all those rides that were pimped.
floozys:
“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
kingcroacus:
googlehomie:
hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something
beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either
okayophelia:
tacticalnymphomania:
nellachronism:
loveforalia:
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.
Haha I was just...
“’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is...”
– And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you out on it (via creatingaquietmind)
April 2013
19 posts
rainbowafterthestormy:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
THIS THIS THIS!
zackisontumblr:
i have 3 moods:
skips every song on my ipod
lets the music play without interruption
plays the same song on repeat for days
fuckpalpitoad:
people who use “freedom of speech” to excuse everything they say no matter how shitty or offensive it is
timeywimeyteapot:
elizabitchtaylor:
Yes, I support traditional marriage. A union between one middle-aged man and a 13-year-old girl for a dowry of eighteen cows.
whoa there we agreed on 20 and 2 chickens
March 2013
23 posts
