Wake up, Em.: Archive

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Today I got a postcard in the mail.

It had a photo of a bear stalking a school of fish in a stream with the written caption of “GET IN MY BELY, FISHIES!!”. I have no idea who sent it, but it gave me a good laugh.

Jan 30th

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On Thursday I had an echocardiogram to help...

I haven’t heard anything from the doctors, not has the test results been posted to my electronic health record. Right now, I can only assume they found nothing that is a Big Deal and perhaps I just have more anxiety than I previously thought. On a similar note, I did get to see my EKG results and learned I have a shortened PR interval with a normal QRS. This has a special name, but...

Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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Jan 27th

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I'm so thankful my parents taught me not to be a...

Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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LOL

Me: Also, there is a Doctor Who porn called Doctor Screw.
Her: I buh wha
Me: Alex posted the pic.  He is shagging his way through time.
Her: Oh god.  I thought there was a porn about a guy shagging his way through time called Torchwood.

Jan 26th

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My Mom is awesome

Dad: *says something about white men being oppressed*
Me: *sarcastically*  Why don't you form a support group over this?
Mom: They have one.  It's called the Republican party.

Jan 26th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 24th

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Liz Lemon and I share the same thoughts about the...

Jan 23rd

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Jan 19th

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➸: Good news, everyone! →

avatarsnowy: Thanks to the hard work of the FBI, big scary threat to national security Megaupload has been taken down, and we can all rest easier tonight! In other news, I still can’t get married, global warming is slowly starting to spiral out of control, the US continues its…

Jan 19th

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Jan 19th

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Jan 19th

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49) I love it when recordings leave in the record...

Jan 18th

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Jan 18th

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48) I love vintage Pyrex.

In fact, I have this obsessive need to complete my “Butterprint” collection.

Jan 18th

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I'm just having some quality time with the...

Jan 18th

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“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by...”

– Seneca the Younger

Jan 17th

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“Nowadays, a candidate must believe not just some but all of the following...”

– American politics: The right Republican | The Economist H/T my Twitter feed: @JohnWDean (former Nixon White House counsel, now a contributing commentator to Current TV’s Countdown with Keith Olbermann, and author and lecturer. A guy very much worth following). (via timekiller-s)

Jan 16th

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Jan 16th

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Thanks, Mom, for making me worrying my tachycardia...

I just want my it to be Tuesday so I can get my beta blocker prescription refilled.

Jan 15th

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Jan 13th

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Jan 13th

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Didn't Tumblr used to let you reply to people's...

It doesn’t seem to let me do that anymore. :(

Jan 12th

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Jan 11th

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Jan 11th

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It kinda pisses me off when people get all elitist...

hallwaycera: Seriously, though. A book’s a book. Some people prefer to have easy access to multiple books through a Kindle or Nook or what have you. Plus the average e-book is cheaper than its paper counterpart. That’s cool, technology’s awesome. If you prefer actual bound paper books, that’s cool too. It does not make you any better than anyone else, though. You aren’t some purist or...

Jan 11th

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