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YOU’RE A HIGHER EDUCATION WET DREAM, RICK.
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I really love the piano music from Beginners.
Really love it.
I am totally getting some mixed vegetables and...
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Me: Santorum's popularity has forced me to realize how many racist, homophobic, misogynistic douche bags there are in this country.
Mom: That's a lot of adjectives.
Me: They correctly describe him and his followers.
Mom: They're a bunch of evangelical nut jobs.
Me: I don't understand them.
Mom: Neither do I.
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Friend: I was taking my multivitamin and two advil. Right before I took them, I look down at them in my hand and realize it looks like I'm about to swallow a tiny penis and balls.
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