February 2012
28 posts
Spike just ran the CSI episode where Grissom...
It reminded me of how annoyed my father and I were he didn’t end up with Lady Heather.
The funny part about Santorum's higher education...
YOU’RE A HIGHER EDUCATION WET DREAM, RICK.
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usagov:
Saturn Radio Waves
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I really love the piano music from Beginners.
Really love it.
I am totally getting some mixed vegetables and...
More adventures in My Mom Is Awesome
Me: Santorum's popularity has forced me to realize how many racist, homophobic, misogynistic douche bags there are in this country.
Mom: That's a lot of adjectives.
Me: They correctly describe him and his followers.
Mom: They're a bunch of evangelical nut jobs.
Me: I don't understand them.
Mom: Neither do I.
It always amuses me how talk of tampons never...
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I learned today that all those cutsey design books...
Yesssssssss.
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Friend: I was taking my multivitamin and two advil. Right before I took them, I look down at them in my hand and realize it looks like I'm about to swallow a tiny penis and balls.
Me: This is an A++ comment and I will post it on Tumblr.
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“How can someone else’s marriage be against your religion? That’s like being...”
– [via FibonacciSequins] (via lgbtlaughs)
“Thank you, vodka, for being the delete key of life.”
– Jimmy Fallon
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So my heart isn't pumping as effeciently as it...
There is not any concerning heart structure problem behind it, so it’s on to a myriad of blood tests.
